What is a good comeback for when someone calls you flat?

“I don’t plan on sleeping with u, so mind ur own business”

“Thank god, im not ur ideal type, that wud be much worse” [unisex]

Anyways, girl, ik u can be pretty insecure cuz im a “idgaf” but it still hurts wen guys tell me that. So please stay strong and dw. Its okay, bc sexualising urself jus for others who don’t gv a DAMN abt u is WAY MORE WORSE than eating dung. Remember ur the only person in the world, who can love u, through n through wen no-one’s around. Seems like an easy thing to say but a hard thing to do, so don’t overstep ur boundaries bbgg<3

Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?

“Did u think abt me all night to figure that out?”

“Man, i think ur dick’s short, pretty much of a dissapointment, don’t u think?”

“I don’t plan on rubbing my tits on ur pussy, lmfao” [for girls]

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“Got urs transplanted??” [unisex]

“I don’t remember sleeping with u??”

-mwahh

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“Why do u care sm if i got big boobs or not?”

“At least they’re not as huge as yours. Yours r sagging.” [works on boys af]

I was thinking of this, bc its mostly boys who say such mean things. Ik it hurts even when we know, we shouldn’t care. I usually wear baggy clothes and i’m a bit thin for an athlete. So ppl usually think my cherries r small, wen they r actually medium for my body size. Coming back to this:

Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?

“WHy? U tryna get urself raped with those things on ur chest?”